Dear Religion,
...haha haven't you provided me with some "fun" the past few years. You are very crafty, old friend. You know how to twist that pathos so well sometimes...I respect you greatly for your ability to influence people down the right track but sometimes I swear you got something against me. There's no such thing as a perfect friend but everyone has their flaws. Luckily you and I can both see past that though.
We have plenty of friends in common and we all get along just fine, I mean c'mon, our best mates are the same! The friends we share are part of the joys of life, no? And we get along pretty well most of the time but sometimes, just sometimes, you can be a bit of a reasonless dick.
Usually I'll see why you're being that way because i probably offended you somehow...but I haven't bothered you in anyway way shape or form!?! So why then have you been spreading rumours about me, putting crazy ideas in people's heads? Keep out of my business next time if you intend on messing with other people's lifes, it's between me and them. Sure, you are welcome to say what you want and voice your opinion, I believe that's something you should be able to do. But when you intentionally start getting in their heads to turn people against me, that is NOT cool.
You've done irreversible damage...luckily for you I forgive people. But it will take some time for me to accept you and your new close friend again.
For now it's indifference. So if you're reading this, religion, how about you have a think about how you empathise with those that aren't so close to you. Just stop being a dick...please. You've done enough. Maybe somewhere down the track we can be friends again but for now, don't expect me to be ringing you up anytime soon.
I'll tell my friends to say hi.
From Guy
